GQ: Thrash Metal Drummer Awakens from Coronavirus Coma, Doesn’t Think Satan Is That Cool Anymore. (Good news for him. Bad news for the next album…)

+ Jacinda Ardern flags four-day working week as way to rebuild New Zealand. (How about if she works 4 days a week running New Zealand’s response, and one day a week running America’s?)

+ This Bar Is Using Individual Bumper Tables to Enforce Social Distancing. (I felt like I had an invisible one of these around me during most of college…)

+ Magic Johnson offering $100 million in loans to minority-owned businesses left out of PPP loans.

+ Slate: “I Really Can’t Overstate How Riveting This Video of a Guy Solving a Sudoku Is.”