“After six months of practicing one-liners on his parents and two younger siblings, 6-year-old Callaghan McLaughlin was ready for prime time.” A first-grader set up a booth to tell passersby all the jokes he knows. He became a mini Internet celebrity. (This news is not quite as good for those who have spent the last three damn decades of their lives trying to become a mini internet celebrity…)

+ Italy’s daily coronavirus death toll below 100 for first time since March 9.

+ Humpback Whales Have Made a Remarkable Recovery.

+ LA’s first legal liquor store on wheels will be selling booze on the streets starting next week. (Hope your mask has a straw adapter.)

+ A South Korean soccer team has apologized for putting sex dolls in the stands to make things feel less lonely. (Maybe it was their expressions. But they were just yelling, “Gooooooaaal!”)