“Angelina Friedman survived cancer, miscarriages, internal bleeding, sepsis and now not one, but two pandemics. More than 100 years after living through the 1918 influenza pandemic, the 101-year-old woman just beat coronavirus.” (She should sue The Walking Dead for plagiarism…)

+ The largest Arctic ozone hole ever recorded is now closed. (Makes sense. Everything is closed now!)

+ Social Distancing as Demonstrated in Wes Anderson Films. (Man, I wish I had Chas Tenenbaum’s family sweatsuits during quarantine.)

+ The great and good Jenji Kohan calls dibs on first remotely filmed pandemic show.

+ “I didn’t know…that we have a Kentuckian who goes by Malik whose name is Tupac Shakur.” (Classic.)

+ “The only thing I was thinking about was how much I hated the Astros.” Dodgers-loving historic Bakersfield theater taunts the Astros on its marquee. (As longtime readers surely know, there’s nothing about the Dodgers that makes me feel good. But my designer is a fan and he promised to get the new NextDraft t-shirts and stickers designed if I linked to this hogwash.)