By now you’ve seen that VP Pence met with folks at the Mayo Clinic sans a facemask, despite his own administration’s advice wear one (they lie so much, they don’t even trust themselves). It’s all very odd, because Pence has a mask for every occasion. The Veep explained that he opted to be mask free so he could in look health workers “in the eye and say thank you.” (I wonder where he got the idea that masks block your eyes?)

+ Letterman on the executive branch’s mask issue: “I have a buddy of mine who works at the State Department who’s in charge of semi-secret information and he told me that his whole thing with Trump-y and the mask — he won’t wear a mask because they can’t figure out how to attach it to his hair.” (Is it any less believable than anything else we’ve heard during this pandemic?)