“The power in the images he’s making of 500 Yorktown students isn’t what the subjects are doing in them. It’s the vivid reminder of what they’re not doing.” An inspired photographer, a disrupted senior class, and 500 portraits that capture what they lost. (Damn.)

+ The Navy recommends reinstating captain of coronavirus-stricken aircraft carrier.

+ Why your pet is acting like a weirdo during quarantine, explained by animal behaviorists. (My cats are acting weird because they’re pissed I haven’t given them what they want for lunch: an animal behaviorist.)

+ Here’s what a man found after opening a 25-year-old can of Spider-Man Pasta. (Spider Man Pasta? My kids were impressed when I made pasta shaped like tennis rackets…)

+ Sarah Cooper TikToks Trump’s medical advice to perfection.