“As fun as it sounds to bet on the next person evicted from Big Brother Brazil, there is no equivalent in the sports betting world for good old actual sports. So, in the absence of the NBA, MLB, and Champions League soccer, gamblers are tossing money into leagues that are so obscure they previously weren’t even on offer. In addition to Ukrainian ping-pong, bettable sports include Russian hockey, and tiny soccer leagues in places like Belarus, Aruba, and Nicaragua, all of which are still running, along with simulated games of Madden and NBA2K.” GQ: You Can Bet on Anything Now. (I put all my money on the probability that you wouldn’t be able to bet on anything now…)