For those following the story of the removal of the captain of the aircraft carrier and the subsequent speech given by his boss, we have an update. Acting Navy Secretary Thomas Modly has resigned in disgrace after calling the captain stupid. He will be replaced by Army Undersecretary Jim McPherson, who has “served only just under two weeks as the Army’s No. 2 civilian.” If he doesn’t work out, whoever is still left in the Navy will be the Secretary of the Navy. (Acting Navy Secretary Thomas Modly list his job, but he’s not walking away empty handed. He and the guest of his choice will soon be enjoying a 14 day excursion courtesy of Carnival Cruises!)

+ “We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here … And isn’t it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama.” Hey, everyone, meet the new White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany.