“Malaysia’s Karex Bhd makes one in every five condoms globally. It has not produced a single condom from its three Malaysian factories for more than a week due to a lockdown imposed by the government to halt the spread of the virus.” Condom shortage looms after coronavirus lockdown shuts world’s top producer. (With the world ending, who needs them? We want all the feels.) I suppose we could switch to rubber gloves; one benefit is that they can each be used five times…