Is there anything that can bridge the divide between Trump and the Dems? Yes. A jerk Kentucky Congressman named Thomas Massie (known unaffectionately as Mr. No) who held up the stimulus package and, dangerously, forced House members to return to the chamber to vote. John Kerry retweeted the president’s hate-tweet with one of his own: “Congressman Massie has tested positive for being an asshole. He must be quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity. He’s given new meaning to the term Masshole.” After the ridiculous delay, the House passed the bill. Meanwhile, Trump had a change of heart (or at least a change of Tweet and a new target of blame) about ventilators, Boris Johnson tested positive, stocks are backtracking, and America has taken over the world in infections. Here’s the latest from the NYT.

+ Tired of hearing about bad government leadership? Me too. That’s why I’ve watched and re-watched this interview with Lt. Gen. Todd Semonite, Chief of Engineers and commanding general of the Army Corps of Engineers, in which he explained how the US will expand hospital capacity, in a hurry. (When this is over, I have a bathroom remodel I’d love the Lt General to take a look at.)