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“Performer Little Squirtles skips into her front door, kicks off her shoes, and shouts, ‘Daddy, I’m home! And so horny.’ Her partner Chase Poundher emerges from the hallway wearing a face mask, his hand stuck out to stop her. ‘Wait, don’t you move a foot closer. Haven’t you heard of COVID-19?'” Vice: Coronavirus P-rn Is Going Viral.

+ 8-year-old boy wins $200 worth of cannabis products at hockey tournament.