“On Thursday, the company is unveiling a subscription plan for its most popular caffeinated drinks. For a flat rate of $8.99 a month, customers can get unlimited coffee (hot or iced) and tea at all of its stores nationwide.” A Netflix for coffee? Panera offers an $8.99 a month coffee subscription. (I consumed more than $8.99 worth of coffee just to come up with the Peter Pandemic headline…)

+ Vice: A Candy Bar Ended a Five-Hour Prison Standoff. (This gives new meaning to Snickers’ old tagline: Not going anywhere for a while?)

+ Mic: What makes a face punchable?

+ Mayor Pete Compels Americans to Go Ahead and Mix Ranch With Salsa. (Endorse!)