“Pospisil lost the match, but he won a war none of us knew we were fighting. Maple syrup, the stuff of endurance athletes and waffle enjoyers, has now been validated as a performance-enhancing tennis food, and the changeover may never be the same.” These Boys Get That Syrup In ‘Em.

+ Woman brings mini-service horse onto plane, into first class. (That would be a hell of lot less disruptive than if I brought one of my beagles on board…)

+ And let’s end on a positive. RompHim Is Going Out Of Business After Making Male Rompers Go Viral In 2017.