“Maggie Gaines understands why her daughter’s teacher at Valley Forge Elementary School went to the principal after the 6-year-old pointed her finger at the teacher like a gun and said, ‘I shoot you.’ What she doesn’t understand is why she and her husband had to end up on a conference call with the Tredyffrin Township police the next day.” (Believe it or not, this story is even more ridiculous than it sounds.) A 6-year-old pointed a finger gun at her teacher and said ‘I shoot you.’ Her school called the cops.