Mel Magazine: An Oral History of the Members Only Jacket. “Few items of clothing have stood the test of time like the Members Only jacket. Whether you were an original purveyor of the 65 percent polyester, 35 percent cotton jacket back in the 1980s, or part of the millennial hipster generation that brought it back in the early 2000s, one thing has always been clear: There’s just something about this simple jacket that makes it eternally relevant. After all, like the tagline says, ‘When you put it on, something happens.'” (What happens is that your chances of getting laid decrease by approximately one hundred percent.)

+ InFocus: Photos From the 2020 Westminster Dog Show. (Color me not impressed.)