Think you’re tired of the fast food chicken sandwich wars? Trust, me. It’s worse for the little chickens. “Fast-food titans, embroiled in a chicken-sandwich battle, are trying to beat each other with small weapons. Little chickens, whose quarter-pound breasts fit perfectly inside a bun, are proving essential to the war effort. In the process, they’re getting harder to come by.” (I often worry about my weight, but I’m glad I’m too big for a bun…)