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White House Tweets ‘First Snow of the Year‘ On Same Day It Hits 70 Degrees in Washington D.C. (OK, fake news we’re used to. But fake weather?)

+ The Tortoise and the Heirs. “The 100-year-old tortoise has fathered hundreds of progeny, around 800 by some estimates.” Tortoise with species-saving sex drive returns to Galápagos. (I’ve made a lot of braggadocious claims over the years, but never that my prowess “saved a species.”

+ Noah Takes a Photo of Himself Every Day for 20 Years. (My eleven year-old daughter takes like 30 photos of herself every day, so watch your back, Noah.)