“He didn’t have time to explain to Dion how important she was to him—how her artistry and her journey from rural poverty to international success mapped out a life he was chasing for himself. So he definitely didn’t have time to explain that he had recently launched a fan page about her online. Or that the fan page was an online repository of other people’s dreams about her.” The Early Internet, Explained by One Weird Celine Dion Fan Site. (Maybe this story will help you kids understand why we had such high hopes for the internet before it ruined the world.)