“Still, I would’ve shared the raft.” Just a few days before Brad Pitt made this Titantic-referencing joke toward Leonardo DiCaprio, the latter saved a guy from drowning. “DiCaprio was vacationing with friends on a boat when they heard a distress call for a man who had fallen off a Club Med cruise ship. DiCaprio’s boat was the only one in the vicinity and able to look for him … the man had been treading water for 11 hours.” (Wait, this guy went from a Club Med cruise to Leo’s party yacht? He didn’t fall. He jumped.)

+ An Olympic First: Cardboard beds for Tokyo Athletes Village.