“To be clear, The Washington Post does not endorse illicit drug use. And for most people, Cats is unnerving enough sober.” WaPo: People are seeing ‘Cats’ while high out of their minds. These are their stories. (People getting high and watching bad movies definitely doesn’t qualify as breaking news…)

+ LA Times: By 2030, nearly half of all U.S. adults will be obese. (I knew there was still something that could unite us.)