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“Inevitably, Scooby draws the biggest cheers with his grand finale: jumping from one basketball to another without losing his balance.” WaPo: How a circus performer and his beloved Chihuahua became the NBA’s ‘premier’ halftime act.

+ Why the Apostrophe Protection Society has closed in disgust.

+ These guys just drove across America in a record 27 hours 25 minutes. (I wonder if they’re available to hire for family trips.)