“A Miami professor who’s an expert on drug trafficking and organized crime was charged by the U.S. with laundering money from Venezuela, skimming more than $250,000 for himself.” (And they say academics can’t do anything!)

+ Esquire: “There are already many theories about where Baby Yoda came from, ranging from cloning to little-known characters within the canon and non-canon Star Wars universe. But the most obvious explanation for the origin of this little green character begs an important question with massive implications within the Star Wars universe: Did Jedi master Yoda f*%K?” (That certainly gives new meaning to the phrases, “Feel the force” and “Judge me by my size, do you?”)

+ … which leads us to the greatest internet meme in a long time: Boomer, OK.