According to Bloomberg, The Market for Bulletproof Vehicles Is Skyrocketing. “It can withstand a pipe bomb exploding from point-blank range and can weather rounds of bullets shot by AK-47s, AR-15s, and 9 mm pistols. Its 510-horsepower V8 engine can ford deep water, descend steep mountains, and sprint at 120 mph—an admirable feat considering that the Sentinel weighs 10,000 pounds.” (This will be the last time any of the other parents give me side-eye for taking cuts in the school carpool pickup line.)