“It’s the last day on Earth. You’ve just heard the news, felt the tremble of the emergency alert on your phone: A meteor, barreling through deep space, will shatter the planet in a few hours, obliterating everything you know. Goodbye to your mom; toodle-oo to your stockpile of oat milk. The only thing left to do is figure out how you want to spend your remaining time.” Watching how you react is the latest way Tinder hopes to match you with a perfect date. Wired: Tinder Wants Users to Find Love in the Apocalypse.

+ Thirsty? “You can always reach for a glass of water — but plain H20 isn’t the most hydrating beverage around, according to a study from Scotland’s St. Andrews University that compared the hydration responses of several different drinks.”

+ WaPo: A man took LSD and fell in a lake at Disneyland Paris. He was found naked and confused hours later. (Coincidentally, I’m looking for a new intern…)