Andrew Yang offered families a thousand dollars a month. (For San Franciscans, that could cover almost half of your scooter rental bill.) After decades in politics and a couple presidential runs, Bernie Sanders confirmed that he still doesn’t realize that the point of having a microphone is that you don’t need to yell. Beto O’Rourke said “Hell yes, we’re gonna take your AR-15.” (Luckily, I’ll still have my F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet.) And moments after the debate happened, pundits swarmed the airwaves to tell voters what it all meant. I’ll skip the postgame pseudo-analysis and assume you can judge what you saw for yourself. After all, if Americans are capable of anything, it’s following along with several hours of TV. Here are a few highlights from the latest Democratic debate.

+ Ever wonder when we started referring to political positions as Left and Right?