“I can only say I am so sorry, Sophia. I was frightened. I was stupid, and I was so wrong. I am deeply ashamed of what I have done. I have inflicted more damage than I could ever imagine. I now see all the things that led me down this road, but ultimately none of the reasons matter because at the end of the day I had a choice. I could have said no.” As the first parent to be sentenced in the college admission scandal, Felicity Huffman will do fourteen days in jail, pay a $30,000 fine, and perform 250 hours of community service during a year of supervised release. (People are justifiably pissed about this case. But, to her credit, Felicity Huffman has delivered a master course in the art of the public apology.)