“While Facebook Dating won’t match you with your Facebook friends — which means you won’t accidentally see your uncle on there — it does have a feature called Secret Crush that will let you flirt with people you already know. Secret Crush lets you choose up to nine friends to label as a crush. If one of those nine friends adds you as well, it notifies you.” Buzzfeed: Facebook’s Dating App Is Launching In The US (giving you the chance to get as screwed as your privacy…).

+ And if you can’t get someone to give you their number via the dating app, there’s still the old fashioned way. The phone numbers of 419 million Facebook accounts have been leaked.

+ Dorian washed up a brick of cocaine onto a Florida beach.