We end with a personal aside: My son needed a title for a paragraph he wrote for his eighth grade English class. So, since that’s one of my few areas of expertise, I helped him out. His teacher’s response: “That title is cliche, but clever.” And I’m like, “kid, that sums up my entire brand.”

+ Lizzo is clearly ‘100% that bitch.’ But that doesn’t mean she can trademark it.

+ Vegan Sues Neighbors for Barbecuing in Their Own Backyard.