“Costco was not alone, however. Georgia-Pacific’s Angel Soft and Quilted Northern brands, Procter & Gamble’s Charmin, and Target’s generic Up & Up Soft & Strong all received failing grades.” The fluffy toilet paper you are buying is helping kill Canada’s ancient forest. (Usually, I’m on the side of sustainability. But when it comes to soft toilet paper, I’m like, “We can probably spare one Canadian forest…”)

+ ESPN: How players reacted to ‘Madden NFL 20’ ratings. (Not the video game players. The actual players.)