“Their paper is design-forward, made of theoretically sustainable materials, and available in more modern ways — namely, a subscription-based web purchase, sold through a direct-to-consumer model. Toilet paper is sold the same way as millennial-focused makeup, reusable straws, and foam mattresses.” Vox: Disruption has come for toilet paper. (Related: The U.S. Leads the World in Toilet Paper Consumption. MAGA!)

+ Tears of joy as South Korea’s water polo team score – but concede 94. (The goal came with the team down 27-0. Trust me, this is a sports highlight you want to watch.)

+ CNN: Second Mississippi gubernatorial candidate says he will not be alone with a woman who is not his wife. (Wham, bam, thank you, Graham.)