“Archimedes, the ancient Greek scientist, was taking a bath when he had his eureka! moment, discovering a physics principle using water displacement to measure density. Rob Reinerman, lead of the innovation team at Procter & Gamble, was taking a dump when genius struck, leading to the creation of Charmin’s Forever Roll, a massive roll of toilet paper for millennial asses.” Buzzfeed: Millennials Are Finally Getting The Giant Roll Of Toilet Paper They Deserve. (Hey, we ruined your democracy and failed to address climate change, but at least we left you this…)

+ 17 million Americans play darts. And (at least by professional standards) all 17 million of them of suck.