President Trump said his tariff-threatening immigration deal with Mexico was worthy of a celebration (of him). Critics argued that the deal merely reiterates an existing understanding. Trump countered with the claim that there are secret parts of the deal you don’t know about. “We have fully signed and documented another very important part of the Immigration and Security deal with Mexico, one that the U.S. has been asking about getting for many years. It will be revealed in the not too distant future and will need a vote by Mexico’s Legislative body!” Exclamation points aside, Mexico’s foreign minister responded that no secret immigration deal exists. Maybe it’s so secret that not even Mexico knows about it? (Editor’s note: You can talk about Trump’s great deal with Mexico. You can talk about Trump’s fake deal with Mexico. Either way, you’re talking about Trump and not talking about topics he wants to avoid.)