“After parking two blocks from the restaurant, I put my MAGA hat on for the first time and looked in the rearview mirror. I looked smug. I looked mean. I looked like someone I wanted to punch.” Joel Stein: The Time I Wore a MAGA Hat to Lunch at CafĂ© Gratitude. (Most people wouldn’t even have the guts to wear a Joe Biden hat there…)

+ Just thinking about coffee can improve your focus, researchers say.

+ Here are a couple of sports moments that exist at opposite ends of the spectrum. First, a college hurdler who flew across the finish line. Second, a guy whose phone fell out of his robe pocket during a major judo contest. (It probably says something about me that my first reaction was, “Oh, shoot. I hope he has Apple Care…”)