“As a trained semiprofessional film critic, licensed, insured and bonded, I am credentialed to tell you that the follow-up to Avengers: Infinity War feels satisfyingly … finite. I do not consider the irreplaceable 3 hours, 2 minutes that Avengers: Hail Dehydration extracted from my statistically half-over life to have been misspent. But I do feel an obligation to remind you, reader, that that is — and I invite you to check my math on this — 0.0003 years.” NPR: Blockbuster Films Keep Getting Longer; How And Why Did We Get Here? (I’m gonna be asking myself the exact same question for 3 hours and 2 minutes this weekend.)