You knew Ecuador’s President Lenín Moreno had reached his limit when he complained about Julian Assange’s “repeated violations to international conventions and daily-life protocols.” What daily life protocols was Assange breaking? Well, imagine your worst houseguest. Now imagine this. Assange came uninvited. He stayed for seven years. He had a lot of friends over. He skateboarded in the house. He went “weeks without a shower” and developed a “dental problem born of poor hygiene.” He accused his housemates of being spies. Oh, and then there was that habit of spreading feces on the wall. Assange didn’t just get indicted. He got evicted. BBC: Why Ecuador ended his stay in London embassy.

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