Tired of the same old news with the same old plots and the same old characters? Well, how about a story where spring breakers play the role of heroes. In Florida! ABC News: Florida spring breakers fight off gas station gunman, foiling robbery.

+ Vox: McDonald’s new drive-thru menus will change based on the weather, traffic, and time of day. “The company bought a machine-learning startup to make its menus smarter.” (It’s already getting a little too personalized. I just ordered large fries and a milkshake and the menu asked if I might not be better off with some sliced carrots.)