You May Even Get Tired of All the Winfrey

Apple announced a slew of new services, some expected and some not so much. First, there’s a new subscription news service (finally, a giant tech company is here to save the news business). Second, there’s a credit card that promises to improve on a pretty terrible experience. Third, there’s a game subscription program called Apple Arcade. Fourth, there’s a much-anticipated TV product that will be available on Apple devices and other platforms. And fifth (I buried the lede here), there’s Oprah. (“Hey, Siri, what’s the weather like in San Francisco?” … “Siri’s gone. It’s me, Oprah.”)