“If you’re single, you can set up an account stating your preferences and curiosities, as you might with any other service. The app lists 20 possibilities for sexuality alone, including heteroflexible (straight-ish) and homoflexible (gay, for the most part). But couples and partners can sign up, too, in service of finding a third — or a fourth.” A Dating App for Three, Plus.

+ Gizmodo: I Rode an E-Scooter as Far From Civilization as Its Batteries Could Take Me. (Can we get everyone on an e-scooter to do that?)

+ Yesterday in many New England homes: “Honey, the Mueller Report found no collusion and Trump is like super happy.” … Really? Damn. … “Also, it looks like your March Madness bracket is pretty much shot.”… Wait, are you kidding me? … “Oh, Hon, I almost forgot. Gronk retired… Honey? Honey? …”

+ March Madness doubles as vasectomy season. (My bracket is so bad, I never should never have been allowed to reproduce in the first place.)

+ “Hornets’ Jeremy Lamb Stuns Toronto With Absolutely Ridiculous, Game-Winning Buzzer-Beater.

+ That was a lot of news. Relax with some National Puppy Day Photos.

+ In retrospect, it was probably a bad idea to name my beagles Collusion and Obstruction.

+ That was a pretty damn good edition. Please consider forwarding it to a friend and telling them to sign up or get the app at NextDraft.