Don Veto
“I’d like to thank all of the Great Republican Senators who bravely voted for Strong Border Security and the WALL. This will help stop Crime, Human Trafficking, and Drugs entering our Country. Watch, when you get back to your State, they will LOVE you more than ever before!” So tweeted President Trump (the all caps were a dead giveaway) as he moved to sign his first veto. (The Trump administration is run so much like a crime family, it was inevitable there’d be a character named Veto.)