“For some men, taking an act that’s traditionally solitary and potentially shameful, and instead turning it into a communal bonding experience, can be powerfully freeing.” GQ: Why Straight Men Are Joining Masturbation Clubs. (Dudes, the whole world is one giant masturbation club. If you have a member, you are one.)

+ “I’d get 400 toilet rolls at a time.” How it feels to win a lifetime supply of something.