“The owner of a USB stick which was found in the frozen feces of a rare leopard seal in New Zealand has been tracked down after a nationwide search and revealed to be a seal enthusiast who had helped collect the sample 12 months earlier.” The Guardian: USB stick found in seal feces reunited with owner. (For some reason, this story makes me more hopeful about America’s post-Trump future.)

+ A person who went into an abandoned house so they could smoke cannabis found a neglected tiger inside. (Thankfully, the tiger didn’t get the munchies.)

+ This is the greatest limbo you will ever see.