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The Daily Beast has some new details on the Bezos v Pecker scandal: Mistress’ Brother Leaked Bezos’ Racy Texts to Enquirer, Sources Say. I’d add my own take here but I blew my wad on Friday with this towering effort: Dickpic, Lightning.
+ Towson University police warn of a woman on the loose, looking for a date for her son.
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