Following yet another White House leak, we now know that the president spends an amazing amount of his schedule on Executive Time. He basically spends most of his time watching TV and rage-tweeting. (And you thought he was out of touch with the average American…)

+ This Is What Happens When You Drunkenly Swallow a Live Catfish. (If you swallow a live cat, that’s drunk. Swallowing a catfish sounds more like a decent buzz…)

+ The ugly — and, yes, slightly gross — truth of stadium bathrooms.