“Juan Carlos Ramírez Abadía — better known as Chupeta or Lollipop — was an unforgettable witness. A leader of Colombia’s Norte del Valle cartel, Chupeta had so much plastic surgery during his time as a fugitive that he now looks like a narco Nosferatu. Despite his ghoulish appearance, he was an incredible storyteller, particularly when it came to recounting what happened with 20 tons of cocaine that sank off the coast of Mexico.” As the trial enters closing arguments, Vice looks back at the 10 most insane moments and stories from El Chapo’s trial. (Otherwise known as fodder for the next ten Netflix series…)

+ An infographic guide to how El Chapo once escaped prison.