“This kick did everything except go through the uprights: It hit both the upright and crossbar, killed the Bears mascot, made Matt Nagy a meme, and earned Nick Foles $1 million.” Earlier this season, Bears’ kicker Cody Parkey hit the uprights on four kicks … in a single game. It was unthinkable, impossible, and absurd. And that’s exactly the kind of thing the football gods love, much to the chagrin of Chicago fans. The Ringer: Cody Parkey’s Double Doinker Caps Off a Season of Doinks That Defied All Physics and Explanation.

+ If it makes Parkey feel any better, the kick was partially blocked. Emphasis on partially.