“What it failed to generate in profits, the film reaped in scabrous critical sentiment; in his D+ pan, former Entertainment Weekly critic Owen Gleiberman opined, “Elliott wears his loathsomeness like a cardboard crown. Few comedies have worked this hard to make everyone on screen look this dumb.” Elliott would go on to earn a nomination for the Razzie Award for Worst New Star, and the film would go on to become, as Resnick puts it, “shorthand for a bad movie.” But come on, it’s been 25 years. So they can all finally admit they loved Cabin Boy. The Ringer: This Is Just So Sh**ty, We Gotta Watch. (The line, “These pipes are clean!” is right up there with “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse,” “Follow the money,” “Here’s looking at you, kid,” “May the Force be with you,” and “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”)