“The president was slated for more than nine hours of ‘Executive Time,’ a euphemism for the unstructured time Trump spends tweeting, phoning friends and watching television. Official meetings, policy briefings and public appearances — typically the daily work of being president — consumed barely more than three hours of his day.” (Even I only spend nine hours a day tweeting on weekends…)

+ The CDC has released guidelines for dressing up your pet chicken on Halloween.