“Frontier says the passenger had noted in her reservation that she was bringing an emotional support animal with her on the flight, but she did not indicate it was a squirrel.” (My emotional support animal is a Xanax.)

+ Netflix just signed The Rock. Strong move.

+ Millennials Kill Again. The Latest Victim? American Cheese.

+ Trump says he will not appoint Ivanka to be the ambassador to the U.N. even though there is no one “more competent in the world.” (As another proud father, let me just say that my 10 year-old daughter is equally competent for the gig, although her record on human rights is, shall we say, uneven…)