You can’t really trust any food science or advice. So, if you’re gonna be wrong in the end, you might as well pick and choose the advice that seems most in line with your personal wants. And with that, I give you this article: You Should Be Eating Pie for Breakfast.

+ “I thought we landed hard until I looked over and saw a hole in the side of the plane and water was coming in, and I thought, well, this is not like the way it’s supposed to happen.” Local boats rescue everyone aboard 737 after it crashes into Micronesian lagoon. (Damon Lindelof should sue these guys for stealing what looks like a scene out of Lost.)

+ NPR: 7-Year-Old Girl Belts Out National Anthem.

+ NYT: A Breakthrough for U.S. Troops: Combat-Ready Pizza.

+ Injured turtle at The Maryland Zoo fitted with LEGO wheelchair.

+ Bristol University students send janitor on his first vacation in nearly a decade.

+ “In accordance with Proposition 64, the Los Angeles Airport Police Department will allow passengers to travel through LAX with up to 28.5 grams of marijuana and eight grams of concentrated marijuana.” That should be enough, assuming it’s a short flight.