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Are there still Beatles stories left to tell? Uh, I guess so. GQ: The Untold Stories of Paul McCartney. “‘What it was,’ he explains after I have prompted him, ‘was over at John’s house, and it was just a group of us. And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying—I don’t even know if we were staying over or anything—we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did.'” (The Fab Four or the Grab Four, amiright?) I’m guessing this was the soundtrack: Hard Days Night, We Can Work It Out, Twist and Shout, Love Me Do, With a Little Help From My Friends, Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey, Norwegian Wood, and of course, Come Together.

+ Magazines are fighting for survival. Their covers are more popular than ever.

+ OK, enough pretending that all this stuff is the news we care about. Let’s get back to Nicki v Cardi.

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