“The biggest thing I have learned in all these years,” she confided, “is that nobody wants the truth, but everyone wants a story.” Buzzfeed: The Best Thing My Psychic Mom Taught Me Is No One Wants To Hear The Truth.

+ If you currently have a jade egg in your vagina, you might be owed some cash. (Also, pull it out.)

+ Well, this is certainly one way to deal with a protester.

+ 25 of the new words Merriam-Webster is adding to the dictionary in 2018.

+ On Sept 25, I’m going to be joining in on the 4th Annual Dreamforce Charity Poker Tournament in San Francisco. It’s always a blast and raises money for The Michael J Fox Foundation. If you’re unskilled and inexperienced, please request my table!